9-1-1 CALL

While working overtime this morning, I received a call from a lady who clearly sounded like she was in her mid-70s reporting a vehicle had arrived over night and was parked blocking her driveway. I asked if she could provide me with a license plate so she asked Delbert, her husband, to go outside and get it for me. He came in and handed the piece of paper to her and she recited the license plate as follows: "7-1-6 P as in Paul, U as in uniform and V----long pause---well honey, V as in Viagra"...can't make this stuff up.......