YOUR WHAT BROKE?

True story today...one of our dispatchers is mom to two teen boys. Well, today, her 15 yr old called in distraught stating "Mom, mom--my G-string broke and I really need for you to stop and get me another one tonite!" Horrified, mom inquired "your G string broke, I didnt know you had one!" The son then realized the confustion."Mom, stop by the music store on the way home, the G-string to my viola busted and I need it for viola lessons tomorrow!"

Gotta luv it......