Dave's Top 10 Discoveries....
1) Women have more clothes than men
2) Dogs shed
3) Technology advancements have not resulted in a quieter vacuum cleaner
4) Cycling shorts left too long in the laundry results in noxious odor
5) I was sent to store for prunes--M&Ms bail (poop)out plan was a failure. Prunes have been renamed to Premium Pitted, Dried Plums Plus--no lie! I am calling Oscar Mayer and proposing Tubular Steaks.
6) Note to men doing laundry--when removing brassieres from the dryer, check the cups--I found a pair of ankle socks nestled today.
7) I cannot iron my silky thongs on the "high" setting.
8) Calling Molly Maids to ask if they have a "businessman special" to include a back massage results in immediate disconnect.
9) Bleach added to 'colored' items produce groovy, tie-dyed underwear, shirts and pants.
10) First day of counseling went well. The counselor called it "Maytag Castrophobia" and reassured me by saying "Dryer balls are your friends".
Inspired by a true story...gotta run..
2) Dogs shed
3) Technology advancements have not resulted in a quieter vacuum cleaner
4) Cycling shorts left too long in the laundry results in noxious odor
5) I was sent to store for prunes--M&Ms bail (poop)out plan was a failure. Prunes have been renamed to Premium Pitted, Dried Plums Plus--no lie! I am calling Oscar Mayer and proposing Tubular Steaks.
6) Note to men doing laundry--when removing brassieres from the dryer, check the cups--I found a pair of ankle socks nestled today.
7) I cannot iron my silky thongs on the "high" setting.
8) Calling Molly Maids to ask if they have a "businessman special" to include a back massage results in immediate disconnect.
9) Bleach added to 'colored' items produce groovy, tie-dyed underwear, shirts and pants.
10) First day of counseling went well. The counselor called it "Maytag Castrophobia" and reassured me by saying "Dryer balls are your friends".
Inspired by a true story...gotta run..
